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JOELPEG_1432121252275_-2118013753 by wingman2699
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Took this picture a long time ago-ish.
I really want to be wearing that hoodie right now. It's baggy and fluffy and makes me feel skinny.

Myah!~
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stole this because i'm bored

0: Height?

5'9

1: Virgin?
yeaah, it sucks

2: Shoe size
8 - 9 

3: Do you smoke?
nope, tempted too

4: Do you drink?
yes, i depend on it to be happy

5: Do you take drugs?
yeah, hardcore shit too, like weed and heroine

6: Age you get mistaken for?
23

7: Have tattoos?
no

8: Want any tattoos?
no

9: Got any piercings?
no

10: Want any piercings?
yeah, on my weird yam cock

11: Best friend?
no, i have lots of friends, not any best friends

12: Relationship status?
aannnd fuck you!

13: Biggest turn ons:
touching my thighs

14: Biggest turn offs:
unnecessary groping

15: Favorite movie?
The Warriors

16: I’ll love you if:
you treat me like a human being and accept me for who i am

17: Someone you miss?
lots of people

18: Most traumatic experience?
i put a steaming hot iron down on my hand and burn my skin off

19: A fact about your personality:
i like cock and pussy 

20: What I hate most about myself:
the fact i like cock and pussy

21: What I love most about myself:
i don't

22: What I want to be when I get older:
a fucking loser

23: My relationship with my sibling(s):
pretty good

24: My relationship with my parent(s):
i am close to my mum, like a lot, but my dad, meh, he's alright

25: My idea of a perfect date:
going out to frankie and bennie's, eating a shit ton of chicken wings and spitting the shit about random stuff.

26: My biggest pet peeves:
people who call me "mate" even though they know my name

27: A description of the girl/boy I like:
fuck you

28: A description of the person I dislike the most:
fat fucking retard, gap tooth, diabetes, aids ridden mother fucker

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend:
because i love being the centre of attention

30: What I hate the most about work/school: 
getting up in the morning, being complained too

31: What your last text message says:
...

32: What words upset me the most:
my name kind of upsets me

33: What words make me feel the best about myself:
well done, thank you so much, thank you very much

34: What I find attractive in women:
complacent, calm, happy, wise

35: What I find attractive in men:
tall-ish, handsome, charming

36: Where I would like to live:
with my friend luke and maybe a few others

37: One of my insecurities:
weight

38: My childhood career choice:
working in catering, chef 

39: My favorite ice cream flavor:
mango

40: Who I wish I could be:
not me

41: Where I want to be right now:
with friends 

42: The last thing I ate:
pot noodles

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately:
Deceptiicon 

44: A random fact about anything:
my penis is below average length

45: How many scars/markings do you have?
a birth mark and a cut on my right eyebrow
Don't cry.
Don't brace your eyes.
It's only teenage wasteland.
I didn't get my head shaved.
I am looking a replica guns online.
I am writing this at work.
I hate my job.
I nearly passed my driving theory test.
Sorry for not posting much.
But life is like a mountain.
Falling is easy.
Climbing is the hardest part.
Also, I have a really bad twitch right now on my left eye brow.
Gah!
Everyone is in a comitted relationship.
And I am stuck alone.
I need companionship and compassion.
Not words on a screen.
stole this because i'm bored

0: Height?

5'9

1: Virgin?
yeaah, it sucks

2: Shoe size
8 - 9 

3: Do you smoke?
nope, tempted too

4: Do you drink?
yes, i depend on it to be happy

5: Do you take drugs?
yeah, hardcore shit too, like weed and heroine

6: Age you get mistaken for?
23

7: Have tattoos?
no

8: Want any tattoos?
no

9: Got any piercings?
no

10: Want any piercings?
yeah, on my weird yam cock

11: Best friend?
no, i have lots of friends, not any best friends

12: Relationship status?
aannnd fuck you!

13: Biggest turn ons:
touching my thighs

14: Biggest turn offs:
unnecessary groping

15: Favorite movie?
The Warriors

16: I’ll love you if:
you treat me like a human being and accept me for who i am

17: Someone you miss?
lots of people

18: Most traumatic experience?
i put a steaming hot iron down on my hand and burn my skin off

19: A fact about your personality:
i like cock and pussy 

20: What I hate most about myself:
the fact i like cock and pussy

21: What I love most about myself:
i don't

22: What I want to be when I get older:
a fucking loser

23: My relationship with my sibling(s):
pretty good

24: My relationship with my parent(s):
i am close to my mum, like a lot, but my dad, meh, he's alright

25: My idea of a perfect date:
going out to frankie and bennie's, eating a shit ton of chicken wings and spitting the shit about random stuff.

26: My biggest pet peeves:
people who call me "mate" even though they know my name

27: A description of the girl/boy I like:
fuck you

28: A description of the person I dislike the most:
fat fucking retard, gap tooth, diabetes, aids ridden mother fucker

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend:
because i love being the centre of attention

30: What I hate the most about work/school: 
getting up in the morning, being complained too

31: What your last text message says:
...

32: What words upset me the most:
my name kind of upsets me

33: What words make me feel the best about myself:
well done, thank you so much, thank you very much

34: What I find attractive in women:
complacent, calm, happy, wise

35: What I find attractive in men:
tall-ish, handsome, charming

36: Where I would like to live:
with my friend luke and maybe a few others

37: One of my insecurities:
weight

38: My childhood career choice:
working in catering, chef 

39: My favorite ice cream flavor:
mango

40: Who I wish I could be:
not me

41: Where I want to be right now:
with friends 

42: The last thing I ate:
pot noodles

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately:
Deceptiicon 

44: A random fact about anything:
my penis is below average length

45: How many scars/markings do you have?
a birth mark and a cut on my right eyebrow

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Joel Wing
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Hey there, traveller! I see you have managed to stumble upon my page, whether that be by chance or by fate, I welcome you! So please, don't be afraid to say "Hello!"

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Humanary Featured By Owner 3 days ago  New member
Thank You very much for the fave! :) (Smile)
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cricketumpire Featured By Owner May 14, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer

:lol:   Whilst rules were broken during the filming of "Rebel without a cause..." no pigeons were arrested. However if we obey all the rules - we miss all the fun  :lol:
Happy it made you smile Joel  :lol: 

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DavoCrazy Featured By Owner May 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thankies for the fave
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Allnarta-Mort Featured By Owner May 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank You very much for the fave! :)
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ZaxymmTheZaroro Featured By Owner May 10, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
thanks for the fav
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Deceptiicon Featured By Owner May 9, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Darlin' you got to let me know
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wingman2699 Featured By Owner May 9, 2015
That I am a complete loser. I thought you knew.
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Deceptiicon Featured By Owner May 9, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wow
that turned quickly 
Should I stay or should I go

Youre no loser what are you talking about?
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wingman2699 Featured By Owner May 9, 2015
Are you throwing song lyrics at me and trying to spark some kind of reaction?
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Lacie-BunCat Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2015  New member Hobbyist Interface Designer
Thank you for fav i appreciate it
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