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  • Listening to: The Sleepy Cast - Halloween Special
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing
001: Real name: Joel Wing
002. Nickname (s): Faggot, wingman2699, Sebastian, Juily
003. Zodiac Sign: Libra
004. Male or Female: Male
005. Nursery: I can't remember, some shit hole in Harlow.
006. Primary School: William Martin School, then I moved over to Elm Hall School
007. Secondary School: New Rickstone Academy
008. Hair Colour: Brunette
009. Long or Short: A mixture of both, short at the sides, but big and fluffy at the top.
010. Loud or Quiet: Both, depending on the situation.
011. Sweats or Jeans: Jeans please, but if there was a nothing option then that'd be good.
012. Phone or Camera: I don't really mind, I use my phone for everything, but a camera does take a better quality picture.
013. Health Freak: Naah, except from when I bleed out of my arse.
014. Drink or Smoke: I drink cider sometimes and it gives me a slightly tummy and head ache, along with making me feel kinda happy.
015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Yes, you know who you are.
016. Political orientation: Conservative, they're doing a lot for the UK, but the NHS is suffering because of this, but I feel that this is necessary.
017. Piercings: Nope, I think they're kind of gross.
018. Tattoos: Nope, they're permanent and look terrible when you're old.

HAVE YOU EVER [BEEN IN]:
019. Airplane: Yes, several times and each time I have been stuck next to someone who smells REALLY bad or A BABY! 
020. Car Accident: Yes, we later found out they were foreign scammers who practically stole ten grand from my parents.
021. Fist Fight: Yeah, I lost. I cried. I didn't go into school. I cried again.

FIRSTS:
022. First Piercing: Nope.
023. First Best Friend: Martin Sorkin, he used to live on my street, or I used to live on his street, until I moved out.
024. First Instrument played: Acoustic guitar, I gave it up.
025. First award: Jack Petchey Award
026. First Crush: I can't remember her name, but she was pretty.
027. First Language: ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
028. First Big Vacation: I can't remember, it was when I was really young.

LASTS:
029. Last Person you talked to: My Mum
030 Last Person You Texted: Some black guy who wanted a job.

031. Last Person You Watched: Paul Rudd.
032. Last Food You Ate: Fried vegetables.
032. Last Movie You Watched: I can't remember, it has been a while.
034. Last Song You listened to: Erasure - A Little Respect
035. Last Thing You Bought: A Game Grumps T-Shirt (I'll put up a picture later)
036. Last Person You Hugged: My Mum.

FAVES:
037. Food: Cherry Tomatoes.
038. Drinks: Chocolate milk.
039. Clothing: I like whatever.
040. Book: I don't read books, I write them.
041. Colour: Green.
042. Flower: ...
043: Music: I like everything.
044. Movie: The Warriors.
046. Subject: Games.


IN THE PAST YEAR I... 
047. [ ] Kissed in the rain 
048. [ ] Celebrated Halloween. 
049. [x] Had Your Heart Broken 
050. [ ] Went Over the Minutes on Your Cell Phone
051. [x] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation.
052. [ ] Weapons 
053. [ ] Breathed fire
054. [ ] Had an Abortion. 
055. [x] Done something you've Regretted
056. [x] Broke a Promise 
057. [ ] Kept a Secret
058. [x] Pretended To Be Happy 
059. [ ] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life 
060. [x] Pretended to be Sick
061. [ ] Left the Country
062. [x] Tried something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it.
063. [x] Cried Over the Silliest Thing. 
064. [ ] Ran a Mile
065. [x] Went to the Beach
066. [x] Stayed Single 

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating: Nothing.
068. Drinking: Nothing.
069. Getting Ready To: Play games.
070. Listening To: Sleepy Cast
071. Today: I worked? Then went home?
072. Waiting for: A miracle? Hope? Faith? God? I don't fucking know, Jihad? Who cares.

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want Kids: Probably, and they'll be little shits who'll hate me.
074. Want To Get Married: Yeaaah, hopefully one day, but not likely.
075. Careers in mind: I don't know, I am still undecided.

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL/NON-BINARY: 
076. Lips or Eyes: Eyes, they're very interesting.
077. Shorter or Taller: Taller.
078. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both.
079. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms: I don't really mind, both I guess.
080. Sensitive or Loud: As above.
081. Hook-up Or Relationship: Relationship, whatever that is.
082. Troublemaker or Hesitant: I don't really care any more.

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost Glasses/Contacts: Yep.
084. Ran Away From Home: Nope, wanted too though.
085. Held A Weapon, For Self Defense: Yeah, my baseball bat.
086. Killed Somebody: Probably, a random chain of events can change someone's life.
087. Broken Someone's Heart: Yeah, plenty of times.
088. Been Arrested: Not yet. 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself: I wish I did. But I'm not going to amount to much, sorry to those of you who actually care. (Nobody really cares)
091. Miracles: Fuck miracles.
092. Love at First Sight: No, fuck you.
093. Heaven: Made up, it's to make people think they're going to go to a great place when they die, but in reality they're going to rot in a fucking hole and their coffin is going to cave in when the earth's wait becomes to heavy for their one thousand pound coffin.
094. Santa Claus: Fuck Santa Claus he's a fucking cunt.
096. Magic: Fuck you and fuck magic.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now: Yes, but they don't feel the same as I do and whatever, fuck it.
098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life: Absolutely not, I would prefer to be fucking dead. 
099. Are You Happy With The Person You're With: Who am I with? Nobody, because nobody even knows I really exist or they don't care.
100. Post as 100 Truths and Tag five People: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

  • Listening to: The Sleepy Cast - Halloween Special
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing
001: Real name: Joel Wing
002. Nickname (s): Faggot, wingman2699, Sebastian, Juily
003. Zodiac Sign: Libra
004. Male or Female: Male
005. Nursery: I can't remember, some shit hole in Harlow.
006. Primary School: William Martin School, then I moved over to Elm Hall School
007. Secondary School: New Rickstone Academy
008. Hair Colour: Brunette
009. Long or Short: A mixture of both, short at the sides, but big and fluffy at the top.
010. Loud or Quiet: Both, depending on the situation.
011. Sweats or Jeans: Jeans please, but if there was a nothing option then that'd be good.
012. Phone or Camera: I don't really mind, I use my phone for everything, but a camera does take a better quality picture.
013. Health Freak: Naah, except from when I bleed out of my arse.
014. Drink or Smoke: I drink cider sometimes and it gives me a slightly tummy and head ache, along with making me feel kinda happy.
015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Yes, you know who you are.
016. Political orientation: Conservative, they're doing a lot for the UK, but the NHS is suffering because of this, but I feel that this is necessary.
017. Piercings: Nope, I think they're kind of gross.
018. Tattoos: Nope, they're permanent and look terrible when you're old.

HAVE YOU EVER [BEEN IN]:
019. Airplane: Yes, several times and each time I have been stuck next to someone who smells REALLY bad or A BABY! 
020. Car Accident: Yes, we later found out they were foreign scammers who practically stole ten grand from my parents.
021. Fist Fight: Yeah, I lost. I cried. I didn't go into school. I cried again.

FIRSTS:
022. First Piercing: Nope.
023. First Best Friend: Martin Sorkin, he used to live on my street, or I used to live on his street, until I moved out.
024. First Instrument played: Acoustic guitar, I gave it up.
025. First award: Jack Petchey Award
026. First Crush: I can't remember her name, but she was pretty.
027. First Language: ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
028. First Big Vacation: I can't remember, it was when I was really young.

LASTS:
029. Last Person you talked to: My Mum
030 Last Person You Texted: Some black guy who wanted a job.

031. Last Person You Watched: Paul Rudd.
032. Last Food You Ate: Fried vegetables.
032. Last Movie You Watched: I can't remember, it has been a while.
034. Last Song You listened to: Erasure - A Little Respect
035. Last Thing You Bought: A Game Grumps T-Shirt (I'll put up a picture later)
036. Last Person You Hugged: My Mum.

FAVES:
037. Food: Cherry Tomatoes.
038. Drinks: Chocolate milk.
039. Clothing: I like whatever.
040. Book: I don't read books, I write them.
041. Colour: Green.
042. Flower: ...
043: Music: I like everything.
044. Movie: The Warriors.
046. Subject: Games.


IN THE PAST YEAR I... 
047. [ ] Kissed in the rain 
048. [ ] Celebrated Halloween. 
049. [x] Had Your Heart Broken 
050. [ ] Went Over the Minutes on Your Cell Phone
051. [x] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation.
052. [ ] Weapons 
053. [ ] Breathed fire
054. [ ] Had an Abortion. 
055. [x] Done something you've Regretted
056. [x] Broke a Promise 
057. [ ] Kept a Secret
058. [x] Pretended To Be Happy 
059. [ ] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life 
060. [x] Pretended to be Sick
061. [ ] Left the Country
062. [x] Tried something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it.
063. [x] Cried Over the Silliest Thing. 
064. [ ] Ran a Mile
065. [x] Went to the Beach
066. [x] Stayed Single 

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating: Nothing.
068. Drinking: Nothing.
069. Getting Ready To: Play games.
070. Listening To: Sleepy Cast
071. Today: I worked? Then went home?
072. Waiting for: A miracle? Hope? Faith? God? I don't fucking know, Jihad? Who cares.

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want Kids: Probably, and they'll be little shits who'll hate me.
074. Want To Get Married: Yeaaah, hopefully one day, but not likely.
075. Careers in mind: I don't know, I am still undecided.

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL/NON-BINARY: 
076. Lips or Eyes: Eyes, they're very interesting.
077. Shorter or Taller: Taller.
078. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both.
079. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms: I don't really mind, both I guess.
080. Sensitive or Loud: As above.
081. Hook-up Or Relationship: Relationship, whatever that is.
082. Troublemaker or Hesitant: I don't really care any more.

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost Glasses/Contacts: Yep.
084. Ran Away From Home: Nope, wanted too though.
085. Held A Weapon, For Self Defense: Yeah, my baseball bat.
086. Killed Somebody: Probably, a random chain of events can change someone's life.
087. Broken Someone's Heart: Yeah, plenty of times.
088. Been Arrested: Not yet. 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself: I wish I did. But I'm not going to amount to much, sorry to those of you who actually care. (Nobody really cares)
091. Miracles: Fuck miracles.
092. Love at First Sight: No, fuck you.
093. Heaven: Made up, it's to make people think they're going to go to a great place when they die, but in reality they're going to rot in a fucking hole and their coffin is going to cave in when the earth's wait becomes to heavy for their one thousand pound coffin.
094. Santa Claus: Fuck Santa Claus he's a fucking cunt.
096. Magic: Fuck you and fuck magic.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now: Yes, but they don't feel the same as I do and whatever, fuck it.
098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life: Absolutely not, I would prefer to be fucking dead. 
099. Are You Happy With The Person You're With: Who am I with? Nobody, because nobody even knows I really exist or they don't care.
100. Post as 100 Truths and Tag five People: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

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